oh yeah mister krabs
so i come home today and my mom tells me
"hey i got you some pajama pants"
so i go over to where they are an unfold them and
my mom bought me meme pants
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
"fuck yeah heterosexuality" whats next.. fuck yeah flavorless oatmeal.. fuck yeah khaki shorts… fuck yeah dandelions without any of the seeds on them so they’re just really ugly shitting up your lawn